Does your text sound like ChatGPT?
Paste a post, an email, a blog draft, or drop a website URL. The Slop-O-Meter highlights the tells, scores the slop, and rewrites it like a person. Before your readers run their own detector: the one in their head.
Works in English and German. Your text is analyzed once and not stored. URL checks fetch the public page once and judge its visible text.
What you get
A slop score
0 means a person clearly wrote it. 100 means default-model voice and nobody fought back.
Every tell, highlighted
Em dashes, "delve", stock phrases, the "not X, it's Y" reflex, triad cadence, emoji confetti: marked in your text, with receipts.
The hard numbers
Em dashes per 1,000 words, sentence rhythm, vocabulary hits. The fingerprints are measurable, in English and German.
A de-slopped rewrite
Same text, same meaning, human cadence. Copy it and post it.
AI text that doesn't read like slop takes engineering.
We build AI writing systems with grounding, style constraints, and review loops, so generated text sounds like your team.
